why can’t I be the middle of the sandwich what the hell

my brother was gonna leave me and Julie alone so I went “Well,we can talk about girl stuff” and he just goes “yeah,aNIME BOYS.” and then quickly leaves the room and

radiomonkeys:

reallylameblog:

spoopyshibe:

this was a real scene from a real australian movie

EVERY TIME THAT FUCKING LIZARD SHIT STARTS SCREMAING I ALMOST HAVE A STROKE I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS

You don’t fuck with frillneck’s

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

lampsarepeopletoo:

when you reblog something risky and you need to cover it up with some more reblogs but there is nothing good on your dash

image

diaemyung:

It’s normal that I don’t have a boyfriend. 

clockworkquartet:

lonely lapras

glamourprince:

i asked him to make me a wee bit o scrumpy and he looked right into my eyes as he jacked off,

glamourprince:

i asked him to make me a wee bit o scrumpy and he looked right into my eyes as he jacked off,